Posts Tagged ‘rant

04
Feb
10

Not So Bonus Post- Ensidia

Ok, who here doesn’t know about the 72 hour ban Blizzard slapped on Ensidia this morning?

-looks around- 

Ok, now of those of you who have heard of it, who’s sick of hearing the arguments of  ‘Oh, they couldn’t have known it was going to bug out’?  Or what about the ’OMG THEY SO DID IT BANHAMMER THEIR ASSES’? 

-looks around again-

Angry Healers and all of you lovely others who may or may not give a damn about what goes on in this here blog, if you are sick and tired of hearing about Ensidia wherever you go today, RAISE YOUR HANDS!

-raises hand-

-looks for other raised hands-

Bottom line, folks- Blizzard is God on the servers.  Blizzard sees all and knows all (and if they don’t then they can find out pretty easily.)  If they saw exploitation, then they saw a damn exploitation.  Yeah, it was Ensidia.  WHO FUCKING CARES?  Would they care if it was your guild?  Hell no. 

Ensidia got banned.  Its not permanent.  They lost their world first kill of Arthas, their acheesements, and their loots.  End of story.  Can we drop it now?  Please?

07
Jan
10

Welcome Back! Here, Have a Prima Donna Tank and Healer Post!

I hope everyone’s holidays brought them everything they wanted, and then some.  Mine brought me friends from up north,  a faction swap of my priest back to the Horde to play with them, and a hangover (no, nothing as epic as The Hangover.)

But now, its time to get angry, healers.  And its time to show some appreciation.

Whilst parusing teh intarwebz this morning, I came across a post in a snark community (no, I’m not snarky, not at all… ) I frequently post in about ‘DPS being a dime a dozen’ and that ‘Healers and Tanks deserve loot drops more than DPS.’  What made this worst, perhaps, is that this was guest posted over at World of Matticus

Hooboy. 

Rage, incoming as  I step back from my favored role as a raid healer… and put on my ‘I was a successful DPSer’ robe and hat.  (Hunter, Boomkin, Shadow Priest, and Rogue GO GO GO!)

First off, guest poster, DPS are not a dime a dozen.  Them being a dime a dozen implies that they all do the same amount of DPS, no matter what their class, have no utility whatsoever, and are pretty much required to stand there and auto attack while the tanks and the healers do all the work. 

-ahem- No.  In the words of the XT-002 Deconstructor: ‘ no no No No NO NO NO NO NO.’  Seriously, dude, wth?  What do you mean the DPS are just ‘meat in the room’?  Who’s killing the boss?  Not the healer.  Not the tank (for the most part, though I do applaud Blizzard for giving you guys some DPS capabilities now.)  The Deeps. 

Who’s interrupting the brutal Frostbolts on Lady Deathwhisper?  Probably your kicking Rogues. 

Who’s interrupting the problematic Sentry Blast that could wipe your raid in Ulduar?  That’s probably a combination of your rogues, shaman, and warriors.

Who’s helping your Tank frontload asstons of threat?  That Hunter back there, with her Misdirection. 

 Who’s taking down the gangs of trash mobs that pull together?  That Shadow Priest using Mind Sear, that Mage using Blizzard, that Warlock using Rain of Fire, that Boomkin using Hurricane. 

No- NOT the Tank.  Or the Healer.  The DPS.  Their whole job is to slam the boss and mobs with enough damage to kill them.  There are fights in game that REQUIRE the DPS to have a minimum personal DPS of 7.5k.  Can a Tank do that?  No.  How about a healer?  Nope, not them, either.  Do you not remember fights like Reliquary of Souls in Black Temple, where abilities HAD to be interrupted?  Where if you didn’t have a Rogue kick rotation, you wiped?

Now, please keep in mind- this isn’t to say that there aren’t idiots amongst the DPS.  There are, and there are such a large number of people that play DPS that it seems that most of the idiots are concentrated there.  But I’ve run with some pretty fail tanks and healers, so I can say with confidence that its not just them.  And its not just being DPS that makes those special cases idiots.  Some people just aren’t very good.  But idiots are not limited to DPS.  Oh no.  You would be surprised at how often I get complimented on my healing in PuGs because some people just can’t get it.  And how often do I find myself beating my head off of my desk because the tank can’t hold threat?  I assure you, its fairly often, and the majority of the reason why I just don’t PuG anymore.

And its not just this- groups are a machine.  Everything needs to be there in order for it to work.  No heals?  Tank dies.  No Tank?  Everyone dies.  No DPS?  The healer runs out of mana before the tank gets a chance to get the mob down.  Raids are even more so, because everyone is expected to perform at a level much higher than expected in a 5 man instance, where- literally- failing to put out the proper amount of DPS or do any of the other utility abilities DPS classes possess can, and will, wipe the raid.

LEAVE THE DPS ALONE.  Sure, DPS are everywhere… but good DPS are just as hard to come across as good Tanks and Healers.  And I don’t say ‘good’ and mean ‘have really good TPS/DPS/HPS and thats it.’  I mean ‘have really good HPS/TPS/DPS, don’t stand in the fire, can dance with the best of them, and can smile after its all said an done.’

So, Mr. DPS- Are- Meat- In- The- Room… tell us again exactly why it is that you feel that Healers and Tanks do all of the work?  Sure, we’re underappreciated at times… but I think your post show how even the DPS can be taken for granted.  I stand by the outstanding DPSers in my guild, who attend my raids, and make my job easier.  Cheers to you folks who continue to prove posts like the one over at WoM wrong.

What a better way to start the year at Angry Healers than with an Angry Post!  =D

Stay angry, Healers!  Up next: Icecrown Citadel strategy posts!

06
Nov
09

Dear Blizzard

I…am a priest.

I…am not a warlock.

So why, pray tell, do I…look like a warlock in t10?

Hmmmmmm?

WTB wings + halo, PST.

No love,
-Faux-Angel Lyrandre

P.S.,

We both know that shadow form doesn’t count.

01
Sep
09

When It’s Not The Healer’s Fault

This post brought to you by: ToC

-When the tank stands in the green puddles because they’d never had the rogue before
-When the tank tanks the two non-caster mobs away from the caster, and eventually loses caster aggro to the healer (repeatedly taunting =/= holding aggro)
-When the mage backs into the second group of adds
-…and the third group of adds
-…and pulls aggro on the ghouls

…and this wasn’t even a pug!  Alts are dangerous, man.  The mage was a main, though, so don’t ask me.  Just…don’t.  I may or may not have let him die.  >.>

13
Aug
09

Things the DPS Aren’t Allowed To Do Anymore

Things the DPS Aren’t Allowed To Do Anymore

  • Misdirect onto the priest/mage/other non-tank like person
  • …or ToT onto a non-tank like person
  • Throw trash items into the bank spelling out my name to irritate officer
  • …even if I am an officer
  • Stand in fire to see if the healers will really let me die (they will)
  • Hug mobs that whirlwind
  • Alt tab upon death and wait for a rez…then miss the first three, tab in, and ask for another
  • Announce my death despite the very obvious word DEAD across my box on every healer’s screen
  • Announce that I have X debuff that the healers have painstakingly set up their UIs to show
  • Panic and scream for heals
  • Otherwise blather nonsense on Vent I have been asked not to blather, thus drowning out actual important information that we didn’t already know
  • Post meters in /raid
  • Post meters in /say (it’s not magically less annoying)
  • Instantly blame the healers for every death

This list brought to you by stupid wipes in Ulduar.

08
Jun
09

GOOD PRIEST/BAD PRIEST

GOOD PRIEST understands that Meditation and Inspiration are critical talents to have for any healing spec : )
BAD PRIEST doesn’t like dipping into a healing tree that isn’t his/her primary tree >:(

GOOD PRIEST makes sure to learn all spells upon hitting level 80, and checks back at the trainer if respeccing to something he/she doesn’t normally play : )
BAD PRIEST forgets to train ranks of CoH when going Holy for the first time on a Sarth +3 attempt >:(

GOOD HOLY PRIEST specs into Spirit of Redemption but never really has to use it! : D
BAD HOLY PRIEST dies so often that his/her raid members think that failangel is some kind of awesome cooldown you’re supposed to use all the time >:(

GOOD PRIEST pops a mana pot and shadowfiend before bugging the druids for innervate : )
BAD PRIEST spams an “INNERVATE ME NOW!!” macro two minutes into every boss fight >:(

GOOD PRIEST knows how to MC and isn’t afraid to use it : )
BAD PRIEST never used their MC button before Razuvious, or since, and just ran around like a headless chicken going “WHAT R BONESHILD” the whole time >:(

GOOD PRIEST doesn’t let their spec keep them from performing to their best ability in awkward raid comps : )
BAD PRIEST bitches and moans when they’re on the raid as disc/on the tank as holy and refuses to have dual spec holy/disc if it’s a reccuring problem >:(

GOOD PRIEST is always prepared to buff, but makes sure not to overwrite any priest buffs already out as to not waste anyone’s candles : )
BAD PRIEST doesn’t buff ever, or overwrites everyone’s buffs constantly >:(

GOOD HOLY PRIEST doesn’t bubble when there’s a disc priest in the raid : )
BAD HOLY PRIEST bubbles the tank before a big pull and randomly throws shields on the dps >:(

GOOD PRIEST doesn’t bubble themselves during heavy raid damage, with a disc priest in the raid : )
BAD PRIEST does >:(

GOOD DISC PRIEST recognizes and embraces their role as mass dispel bitch : )
BAD DISC PRIEST doesn’t have it hotkeyed and bitches at the holy priests for not mass dispelling on Hodir >:(

GOOD PRIEST rezzes people who died on a boss kill without being asked : )
BAD PRIEST sits there goin HURR WHERE’S MAH LEWT >:(
GOOD DISC PRIEST gems for Int and SP : )
BAD DISC PRIEST gems for Spirit >:(

GOOD PRIEST pays attention to how well their assignment lives, their own overhealing, and spell breakdown to gauge how well they do : )
BAD PRIEST slaves over the meters >:(

BAD PRIEST

BAD PRIEST




Ellspeth, the Angry Tree

The Angry Healers is a World of Warcraft blog dedicated to the underappreciated and often overlooked role of The Healer (c) from the perspective of a (mostly) angry Tree!Druid. Here will be discussed talents, gear, spells, specs, and other healing related topics, as well as snarks, rants and general grumpiness about my chosen role in WoWlife, and patchnotes, changes, nerfs/ buffs, and expansion myths and legends (and maybe even facts!)

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